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Monday, December 15th, 2008

Zang!

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

God Bless America!

Sunday, September 14th, 2008



back in the day… someone dumb enough to think the above makes sense wouldve been dead before they turned twelve. that was our version of ‘natural selection’. if you were an idiot, and your parents werent quick enough to watch out for your silly ass, you died. then you didnt waste all that food and shit while you grew up, and you wouldnt have any kids of your own that would go on to have their dumbass kids… (see ‘Idiocracy’, now, if you havent.)
but now, things are different! now every moron is afforded the chance to grow up, hold down a job, get a house, buy a piece of shit car, and get his kids to tie it to a tree so the “hurr-kin” doesnt blow it away.

so lets hear it! if youre american and under 50, youre one of the luckiest bitches ever to have walked this planet! im fairly critical of this country, but as a 30ish white american male, alive post-2000.. i really do feel blessed to be here.
as long as we can exist in a state of constant cognitive dissonance, we get to see where this is going!
sounds like an OK trade to me!


Much properz to the masseef.

Friday, September 12th, 2008

so i told you about Snapdrive, and Adrive. which are nice. but now, apparently, there is Filesavr.com. they are offering ** 250 GB ** of free online storage. with a file size limit of 10GB.

basically, its crazy. its as if someone made a big mistake, and no one bothered to fix it…

anyway, its fuggin awesome, grab em while they are free!

coincidentally, Snapdrive is down right now. of course, thats the one that i stream all my important shit from, so.. skip them today!

Who Forgot?

Thursday, September 11th, 2008




Buster.

Thursday, September 11th, 2008



you WILL laugh your ass off at that video. promise.


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Sunday, September 7th, 2008

GeoEye-1

will take digital images of the Earth from 423 miles and moving at a speed of about 4 1/2 miles per second.

GeoEye-1will be able to capture images at .41 meters (16 inches) resolution in black and white and 1.65 meters (5.5 feet) in color, but under current government rules, the company can only offer the public half-meter (1.64 feet) images.

GeoEye-1 will provide the U.S. government, Google Earth users and others the highest-resolution commercial color satellite imagery on the market.

big brother  indeed.

Ah, interwebbs.

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

sometimes, i think im getting sick of digg…. but then, i catch somethin like this.

quintessential quintessential.

I have had enough.

Friday, September 5th, 2008

oddly enough, just tonight, i think ive had my fill of Fox News, and perhaps my entire interest in politics. its been a ‘dense’ week, with an amazing assortment of icing being layed on nice and thick.

first i will say, if you are going to vote republican this election, fuck you. fuck you in your giant stupid ass, hard, with something oblong, sideways. fuck you, fuck your kids, and fuck their kids, if the species actually lasts that long.

the level of absolute brainwash bullshit that just pours forth from every single fukking republican at every single fukking opportunity is mind blowing. it has reached the point where i dont blame *them* so much any more. they are obviously completely beyond any chance for free thought. im now angry at anyone who doesnt see through it.

if you just dont pay attention to politics and admit that, thats fine. shit, im happy for you. but if you claim to be an individual with any kind of a fukking head, and you do not instantly see what is going on right now, then ive got no time for you. you are either complicit for whatever reason, or a moron, or both. any way i look at it, i dont want anything to do with it.

and im sure i will escalate my level of disdain as the election approaches… soon, im going to be hunting these fukkin people.

there has been SO much news over the last five days that i have been SO outraged by, that im numb. and… Spore has been made available, Effectrix has been made available… and i have to work in six hours. and i have ’bout twenty bucks to my name… shucks, its an emotional time. ;)

dont mis this linked vid below-

Haiku?

Friday, August 29th, 2008


ive never heard of such a thing.

what kind of fuct up spelling is that anyway? i thought japanese had its own proprietary letters for spelling those weird words. why is the bushs american getting infucted with such odd vowel sounds? whatever….

slaving over poem

sounds much harder than it is.

i count syllables.


aaahh! now thats satisfying! i can totally see why people devote their lives to poetry…

( cuz its fukkin easy… and chicks dig it. )



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